Remotely Abusive Spouse Collared

It’s nowhere near football season, but this Monday night became the scene of yet another spousal abuse crime in which an innocent remote control was used to batter an unsuspecting American husband. No word on the brand or model at the time of this post.

What’s the best defense against anĀ incoming remote attack?

Post your answer in a comment below.

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